day .... still winking.
the robinhood easter egg / specimen 01
Wink Cat is based on the winking cat Easter egg inside the Robinhood app. The cat has been part of Robinhood for years, and users can still find it winking today.
still alive
please do not tap
the glass β
chapter one
last seen leaving the group chat.
MISSING
refuses to clock out.
WINKINGOne disappeared.
One never left.
chapter two
easter egg departmentDid you know there is a hidden cat that winks inside the Robinhood app?
Open it. Look around. Wait for the wink. Itβs still alive and kicking, unlike $CASHCAT.
read the field report β
intercepted transmissions / 12 files
Tap any transmission to inspect it.
The cat has been busy.
chapter three / recovered footage
Footage recovered from the app.
The cat denies everything.
CASE FILE NΒΊ 001 / SUBJECT: WINKCAT
OFFICIAL SIGHTING / APRIL 2021Vlad posted the cat. The internet remembered.
open archive βchapter four / feeding instructions
three steps. four paws.
Terrible financial advisor. Excellent wink.
0x9108f41aE052CA5A096405cf05097bF4f46B738f
Robinhood Wallet or an EVM browser wallet. Keep the keys. The cat cannot remember seed phrases.
wallet setup βSwitch to Robinhood Chain and bring a little ETH for gas. Only use what you can afford to lose.
bridge guide βUse the prefilled swap, verify the contract, choose an amount, and confirm it in your wallet.
buy on uniswap βfor the ones who inspect every candle.
Always verify the contract before swapping. Nothing here is financial advice.
community file / open submissions
Give the wink a reason. Pin your best line to the wall, then send it into the timeline.
3 questionable takes and counting
the community
Everyone is in it together.
Nobody admits who made the mess.
day .... still winking.